Because Kitty doesn't like to play with lego's.
Because couch stuffing is not food.
Because God already used green to color the grass.
Because Little People don't like being flushed down the toliet.
Because the Spaghettio factory is closed, just eat it.
Because ants don't have frequent flyer miles.
Because two pennies are not enough money to buy a horse.
Because Mommy likes her antique china in one piece.
Because dolly would miss her head if you took it off.
Because two plus two always equals four.
Because it's not physically possible to be at Walt Disney World in 5 minutes (from Ohio).
Because raining Kool-Aid would be too sticky and make your teeth rot.
Because if you went to the moon you wouldn't be home in time for dinner.
Because wearing a clean shirt will not kill you.
Because Santa Claus likes the cold.
Because dirty diapers are not toys.
Because chairs are made for sitting, not tables, otherwise chairs would be tables and tables would be chairs.
Because paper airplanes don't like water.
Because with only 3 fingers, you couldn't count to 10.
Because your sister's hair is not suppose to be blue.
Because I love you.
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