If Aliens Landed in Our Front Yard (a work in progress)
If Aliens landed in our front yard, I hope their mommies remembered to dress them warmly and send their snow boots. Because it's currently COLD outside with at least 2 inches of the white stuff on the ground with more falling fast from the sky.
If Aliens landed in our front yard and they asked to be brought to our leader, I'd say "Oh bother, you don't want to meet him, he's silly and wouldn't be able to pencil you in until at least March. Plus the Secret Service guys would probably consider your space suits a threat and I'm sure you appreciate breathing as much as I do."
If Aliens landed in our front yard, I'd be polite like my mother taught me and invite them in for dinner. Which tonight would be pizza, a good typical American food staple. I hope they like the frozen kind with sausage and pepperoni.
If Aliens landed in our front yard, my husband's political career would sky rocket and I might be the First Lady in 8 years (cause dh is only 27 at the moment and therefore under the 35 year old minimum).
If Aliens landed in our front yard, the kids would be thrilled to have new playmates and Zach would pester them to play Tony Hawk Underground while the twins would show them their Barbie dolls in her latest outfits and Kyle would tell them that Dora the Explorer is the best TV show ever and Kelly would play peek-a-boo.
to be continued...
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