I'm having issues with being boring. I'm afraid I've become boring and *gasp* normal. Let's look at the evidence:
lives in the Midwest: they should change the name to Boring Middle America and quit the pretenses. Anyone who is anyone lives on the coasts. Or Waco TX.
is a Mom: my mom is boring, I can't imagine how I'd be any different
drives a minivan: the ultimate symbol of a boring person
Even my hobbies are boring:
scrapbooking: too mainstream, even Hugh Hefner scrapbooks
writing: everything *thinks* they can write. After all it's just stringing words together? *rolls eyes*
sewing: I'm not sure I'm even old enough to be sewing, isn't this hobby reserved for Grandmas and interior designers?
Further proof that I am indeed a boring person, My To Do List Today:
laundry
fix a tear on the sofa
write a thank you note
keep the children alive and not screaming until my eardrums burst
deposit a check at the bank
wash walls and baseboards
Have you ever heard of any exciting person washing walls and baseboards? Their lists always include something like "Lunch with the Prime Minster of Luxemburg" and "Deep See Diving with Cousteau."
I actually had a similar post written out last night but then decided it was too dull and deleted it. haha So now that you are thoroughly bored out of your skull, go back to your thrilling life which I'm sure involves tea with the Queen and parasailing off the coast of New Zealand. I have laundry to sort and walls to wash.
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