They say invention is the mother of necessity.
Well then, as a mother I need someone to invent a self cleaning house for me.
- The walls have to be ding proof when legos and hot wheel cars start flying through the air. They also need to absorb sticky dirty fingerprints.
- The floors can eat crumbs and pet hair. They will automatically clean muddy footprints and various stains.
- The windows will always be sparkling and the screens will have insect repellent built in.
- No appliance is ever allowed to break. And if it does, the broken appliance must immediately call the proper repair man itself and order a replacement to be installed at convenient time to me.
- Toilets will never smell or have splatter stains. Sinks will wash away facial hair trimmings and tooth paste spit.
- A special system will clean the dust out of the air and off furniture. It will also prevent cobwebs and dust bunnies and leave the house fresh smelling.
- All trash disappears as soon as it is dropped into a trashcan. Unless it's my inlaws' theatre tickets.
Quote of the Day: "Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing." -Phyllis Diller
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