Did you know that it's impossible to wind floss back into its container?

Tearing all the paper off and breaking crayons into little bits will amuse a 3 year old and almost 2 year old for exactly 7 minutes. Or that's the amount of time it takes Mom to realize they are being too quiet.

Who needs toys when you can empty the diaper bag?

Chip crumbs taste better on the floor than whole chips out of the bag.

9 times out of 10, Kelly will spill her cup of water. (The other one time it will be split for her by Kyle).

A pile of neatly folded towels must be used as a landing pad for Rescue Hero's helicopter (and therefore will no longer be a neatly folded pile).

Only the first drink out of a bottle of water is acceptable. After that you must open a new bottle if you are still thirsty. And so on...

"I do it myself!" are the 4 most tedious words ever spoken.

Coloring your little sister's belly with a black pen found while dumping out the diaper bag is lots of fun, especially when Mommy is surprised at diaper changing time.