If you hear about a house that was blown up in Maryland, it's because I gave up trying to clean it * with 5 squabbling children who are doing everything in their power to DRIVE ME CRAZY!!1! **
Also? There's no food in the house and I think going to the grocery store *** with these 5 children **** in the mood they are in (DRIVING ME CRAZY!!1!) may be worse than starving and having the CPS called on me. ***** Not that they wouldn't be called in anyways after I have blown up the house. ******
* My in-laws are driving in tomorrow for the 4th of July. Although I suppose if I blow up the house they aren't going to have a place to stay.
** Greg's currently in Cincinnati for my future brother-in-law's bachelor party.
*** I have vodka and Mountain Dew. We're just out of everything else.
**** The babysitter no longer answers or returns my calls. grrrrr...
***** See I didn't threaten to kill the children so put the phone down and don't call the CPS.
****** Do I have to personally clean up the debris after blowing up the house?
All Content at katiefleck.com is Copyright 2003-2008 by Katie Fleck, All Rights Reserved.
