To the wench at IKEA bragging about how she didn't let her daughter go to the restroom so that she was able to beat us in line to get her children into the child play area and I would have to wait an hour*, fuck you. I understand that theoretically you were first as you stepped up in front of us while my kids were taking off their sandals. But you went a little too far when you went on and on about how you almost had to wait an hour and now you didn't and "praise Jesus!" while my kids' expressions turned sad because all they wanted to do was play in the ball area and color IKEA pictures for a little while today. I would have smacked the smug expression off your face but I'm trying to teach my children that violence is wrong.
And yes, I'm in a bitchy mood, thanks for asking.
* We didn't wait.
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